Fuck.
Russia invaded Georgia's breakaway Ossetia region yesterday. Hey, Russia--you've had your turn as the lovable, nuclear-equipped communist rogue who bangs shoes on podiums and threatens to TESTFIREAMISSILEATJAPAN1!!1!!
Ahem.
In case you don't get the news there in Siberia (which you probably don't, you censoring wannabe democratic bastards), I am the new Eurasian badass. You are old hat. Your days are over. I still kidnap Japs and torture American vets while you run around dismantling your secret police. Please. You're lucky Georgia's way the hell on the other side of the continent. Cause I'd hella invade it in a second. A second.
Then I'd testfire a missile over Japan.
Love,
Kim-Jong Il
Great Leader
Monday, August 11, 2008
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