Dear Diary,
The mushroom crop is failing. Sucks for us; selling mushrooms to Japan happens to be one of our most profitable exports, second only to shipping uranium to Syria. We're looking at a long, cold winter without the heating oil usually bought by mushroom profits.
Maybe we could heat the country by exploding another warhead. I hear nuclear fallout is quite warm. I'll order my manservant to start the countdown. Tomorrow's entry will have the results of this experiment.
Love,
Kim Jong Il
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